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If he didn't like it, he wouldn't have invented getting railed in a sundress.
« I form the light and create darkness, I bring prosperity and create disaster; I rail and get railed in a sundress; I, the LORD, do all these things. »
Welcome back to heaven, Jesus!
Man, that was fun. Next time I'm going as a girl in a sundress!
Second coming, to-do list: get nailed between two dudes.
"I am gonna be a lot more specific, for the third coming. And ideally the fourth and fifth."