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[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 122 points 7 months ago (3 children)

"Why do you ask? You thinking about banging her?"

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Appropriate response 10/10.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I love this answer.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No no no no no no 😬😬😬

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

“Why do you ask? You thinking about boinking her?”

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Aaah, much better 😊.