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New language (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by treechicken@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

How to go from only being able to compile the project on a Windows machine (due to obscure dependencies that every other Java project has for some reason) to not being able to compile on anyone's machine at all in just 1 simple step.

[–] kaffiene@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I've worked with Java since v1. 5 and I've never seen a build system that was Windows only