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submitted 7 months ago by onlinepersona@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Do we have 3 assemblies now?

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Actual assembly in mainstream use:
x86
arm
risc v

mainstream byte code:
jvm
.net (I think)
wasm

fake assembly people may write:
llvm
wasm

wat (web assembly text) is actually written is S-expressions, like lisp but without code as data.

Edit: formatting

[–] starman@programming.dev 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

.NET thing is called IL

[–] secana@programming.dev 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The runtime is even called "common language runtime" (clr), as it is intended to support many different languages, which the jvm never was.

[–] starman@programming.dev 8 points 7 months ago

Languages like F# or (God forbid) VB.NET

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

I'm making my own, because all mainstream options are bloated for my usecase...

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

How many do you want?

[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

One. To rule them all.

[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

[–] starman@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago

You forgot CC :)