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[โ€“] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I know... it's pretty much written into marriage vows, "till death do us part or one of us stops pissing from the deck". She needs to fulfill her duties and start joining him at night on the deck