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Every damn time. (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by robocall@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Spesknight@lemmy.world 90 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Computers don't do what you want, they do what you tell them to do.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 48 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Exactly, they're passive aggressive af

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't call them passive, they do too much work. More like aggressively submissive.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Maliciously compliant perhaps

They do what you tell them, but only exactly what and how you tell them. If you leave any uncertainty chances are it will fuck up the task