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Unethical Life Pro Tips

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Setting off a detector might give you a time bonus while they investigate.

I was watching the Simpsons episode where Homer is a firefighter and that gave me the idea.

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[–] CorrodedCranium@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Yeah. Pull it and go to a different floor and look around. You aren't standing around waiting for them unless you have some weird 1930s pull station