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[–] NocturnalEngineer@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Technically it's always hitting the road & air, so it simple just doesn't move.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 months ago

This has the way. A god strategy to minimize the probability of an accident is to never move at all. Someone else might still hit you though, but that’s their fault.