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Would you look at that! We're on the path to a self-solving problem! Once global warming causes the oceans to boil, all the microplastics will bind to the calcium! We'd have to rename the oceans "cioppino" cuz of all the cooked marine animals, but also we'd be dead, so win-win?
I mean the ocean is just a giant soup anyway since it has meat, veggies and seasoning.... why NOT boil it?
Oh yeah we'd all die
Death by soupification