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I wish I were more confident. (lemmy.fmhy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by wowitsverycool@lemmy.fmhy.ml to c/the_monkeys_paw@lemmy.fmhy.ml

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[–] WondrousFairy@lemmy.fmhy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure, you're more confident, but nobody has any faith in you, so the only one that believes in you is you.

[–] peyotecosmico@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

Sir, this is the monkey's paw, not my life biography...