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The Italian government has reportedly contacted Mark Zuckerberg regarding a potential UFC fight against Elon Musk at none other than the legendary Colosseum in Rome. Both Elon and

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[–] inkican@kbin.social 39 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Is it to the death? Please say it's to the death.

[–] Ronno@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (7 children)
[–] 0xtero@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

Betting his intro song would be "Human" by the Human League.

[–] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only if you crack the waterproof coating on his motherboard.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, even if that happens, he's good if you just pop him in some rice for a day or two.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

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[–] Wit@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

You say that as if there's a serious chance he'll lose.

[–] paper_clip@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Eh, they could just boot up another copy and restore from backup.

[–] ErnestDoodler@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

You ever play rockem sockem robots? I expect it's something like that.

[–] suoko@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He died already, you're just watching its meta-verse avatar now

[–] siuvhne@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

unless they've uploaded his consciousness to another computer, which I don't think they can do yet... if you destroy the machine, you destroy the man.

[–] Girlparts@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago
[–] Froyn@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's the only way I'd tune in. Thunder Dome rules 2 men enter 1 man leaves. So either kill him or castrate him, idc which.

[–] sparseMatrix@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

@inkican

@Girlparts

You have to say it like Vulcan Ambassador 'T'Pau' in Star Trek:

'' ...dis fight is to de dett...'

[–] suoko@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

For sure you can't poo till the end.