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Head injury (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by themaninblack@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 113 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I do find the situation hilarious but "forged" isn’t the term I would use for faking an injury.

[–] calabast@lemm.ee 100 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Man obtains counterfeit head injury

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Man duplicates a head injury.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Authenticity of man's head injury in dispute

[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You wouldn't download a head injury.

[–] abcd@feddit.de 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He downloaded it from TheHeadInjuryBay.to

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you can't own a head injury, you can't steal it

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

You wouldn't STEAL a head injury using Surfshark to make sure Spectrum doesn't know you're TBI'ing!

[–] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As long as I have a good antivirus I would.

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Wouldn't want to catch a head cold.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Man pirates medical record

[–] uis@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I pirated my own medisal record. It was easy. All I had to do is show passport and wait few days.

[–] catfish@programming.dev 7 points 9 months ago

Man illegally obtains head injury

[–] callyral@pawb.social 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Man downloads a head injury

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

You wouldn't download a head injury.

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 35 points 9 months ago

Feign

[–] catfish@programming.dev 5 points 9 months ago

Donald trumpet had the other word copyrighted..

[–] xor@infosec.pub 4 points 9 months ago

he used a hammer, anvil, and torch to make a head injury...

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a British thing

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 months ago

Would have said feigned