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[–] PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's right everyone, it's that time again, THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIFE! You of course only have 2 "real" choices, and if you vote for anyone beside who I think you should vote for you are a racist, a sexist, a fascist, you smell bad, you are a bigot, you are selfish, you are naive, and hundreds of other things. I'm a VERY serious political commentator who happens to be extremely privileged with the status quo, so make sure to vote within the parameters I've outlined above, our democracy depends on it.

[–] the_q@lemmy.world -2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The choice between an atomic bomb or a pipe bomb is still a choice and one that will make sure the least amount of damage will be done, but you keep being big mad.

[–] satanicllamaplaza@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Interesting point. I think I will vote for feeding the homeless and universal healthcare instead of a pipe bomb because while there is pipe bombs and atomic bombs on the ballet... there are also other things. Why would I vote for a pipe bomb? lol that would be a dumb thing to do, I could hurt myself.

[–] the_q@lemmy.world -3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah... Vote third party. This is the best time to do that. Brilliant move. The atomic bomb thanks you.