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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 42 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Can I plug these into a Smart outlet and setup a routine where a motion sensor is tripped, the lights dim, death metal starts playing, and then 4 of these fire off? Because if so, daddy is going shopping tonight.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Can homeowners insurance read my Lemmy account?

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No.

But I propose a safer option.

Smart light for room light

Red flashlights under misters

Fire mister on Smart trigger

Smart speaker

Trigger == motion

Kill lights. Start metal music Flash Red lights Solid Red lights Start misters

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

When no expense is to be spared... 3D video projectors with motion capture for user feedback.

3d projection... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-2-h3Yjfao
With motion capture... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnulH8TrZVo

[–] sarmale@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 months ago

Can they comtrol what you do inside of youre house?

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

You can, but it's not quite so trivial. You likely will need a little button pusher, rather than a smart outlet. The plus side is you can use cheaper air fresheners, and get far more impressive fireballs.

Username checks out.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

That's only a DC5 perception and disarm check for a fireball trap, there are much better options

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I mean at that point just get a DMX table and some miniature stage pyros and get it done for real.

Like this kid.

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

just get a DMX table

like... the rapper?