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Creating an atmosphere (startrek.website)

submitted 9 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Put them in a circle around the bed for a memorable finishing move/grand finale.

[–] eCryptid@midwest.social 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Activated by The Clapper™️? 🎇👏👏

[–] JahnBodah@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

...eh, might go off before the finale. Lol

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just don't use any flammable gels, lubricants, or clothing.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Shouldn't be an issue, all children's clothes are flame retardant.

Edit: I apparently got a mod report on this. The joke is that OP is like a teenager (a child), because this probably wouldn't be cool for most typical adults, and children's clothes are flame retardant by law. I'm not saying children were abused in any way, just that OP is doing a childish thing. I hope that's clear.