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There are one types of programmers (lemmy.ml)

submitted 10 months ago by Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's real java bytecode. Fun fact; it ends at the first terminator byte. It won't summon any demons worst it will do is blow up your minecraft base.