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My wife does this all the time, and if I don't check before I spritz I get an unexpected ball splash.

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[–] archomrade@midwest.social 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And for those particularly nasty shits, I can always hop in the shower and do a quick detail on my asshole with the showerhead and some body wash.

Really seems like you answered your own question here

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not at all, cause even regular shits should be cleaned off with something beyond just water or paper. Y'all are walking around with smelly, unclean assholes and it's disgusting.

[–] archomrade@midwest.social 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

even regular shits should be cleaned off with something beyond just water or paper

You can do that with a bidet though

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So bidets do dispense soap, then? Cause if not, no they can't.

Like I said, butt wipes is the bare minimum necessary to get clean after a shit. Toilet paper/water alone won't cut it.

[–] archomrade@midwest.social 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do you take a shower without using soap? What a stupid thing to say.

[–] archomrade@midwest.social 1 points 10 months ago

You can use soap with a bidet.