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[–] kubica@kbin.social 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

My personal favorite used to be "Long time no commit"

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

I call that a checkpoint when I do it. But I do that on my branch that will eventually be squash merged.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 6 points 9 months ago

I like to go for dark jam poetry, in those commits.

'why is anything? can it be? desolation - oh wait, that variable is mistyped!'