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[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

On the flip side though they do generally have an average penis length of 6 ft so the joke can still work it just needs to be the penis instead of the balls

[–] AnonStoleMyPants@sopuli.xyz 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But you could wrap the giant schlong around your neck and it would make a nice warm pulsating scarf.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Remember to inflate your dick in regular intervals to ensure blood flow, elsewise it could start to rot.

Seriously. No joke.

[–] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 1 points 10 months ago

Luckily that process happens automatically every 90 minutes while you sleep.