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[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

There's some Dasani garbage in my fridge that I keep for delusional guests because Amazon sent it to me by mistake. It has an ingredients list on the label. Ingredients, plural. The fuck does WATER need an ingredients list for?

[–] stockRot@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Funny you should ask. I was shot by the cartel and lost the use of my legs so I began collecting them obsessively to cope with my depression. My wife, on the other hand, doesn't even know the difference between minerals and rocks.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

In her defense, your wife is a purple fucking idiot.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

that counts under "water", as you don't generally go out of your way to filter water and add minerals back in.

it'd be like listing every element in an orange, no we just write "orange".

[–] stockRot@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

And yet, Dasani (and I'm sure plenty others)does just that. Incredible.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Only laypeople think that water is a single ingredient. Science tells us that water is actually composed of H, 2, and O.

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 months ago

Have you tried the sequel version? I heard it was so much of an improvement. They are calling it h2o2.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Big water is scamming you by giving you water with filler air molecules. My startup takes the H2O and filter out the filler air molecules (oxygen) giving you more water per water. Experience hydration like you've never experienced before with our water.