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Have you been injured? Call Gowron Law. (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by ozoned@lemmy.world to c/risa@startrek.website

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[–] charonn0@startrek.website 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I was framed for assassinating a politician and sent to Rura Penthe. Gowron got me $5,000!

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

$5,000

Surely you mean 5000 slips gold-pressed latinum?

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago

It's an extraordinary example of Hodgkin's Law of parallel planetary development that the Ferengi symbol for "bars of gold pressed latinum" is also the ancient Earth dollar sign.

[–] dejected_warp_core@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

sent to Rura Penthe

I have good news and bad news for you.

The good news is: Since you now live at Rura Penthe, Gowron Law can represent you for your new Mesothelioma suit.