Dating in your 40s is like routinely checking the fridge for food but finding nothing. You know nothing is in there, but you keep looking for some reason.

[–] chakan2@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

...and eventually you get desperate enough to drink that milk that expired 30 days ago.

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’m not too sure you’re right on that. I’m just recently separated (divorced soon), and my uh, “fridge“ is full of many good things and I wasn’t even stocking it.

Look, I’m no Brad Pitt, more like a tall, chubby Jason Stantham. So when I tell you I’ve got a few offers from my self defense class girl partners for coffee or a movie, I suspect the dating life is going to be fine.

[–] jezebelley3d@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

As a woman I have plenty of choices they just all kinda suck. My fridge is full of purple stuff and no Sunny D.

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean, i’m free now, you’re a linux lover, I’m a professional Linux-man. what say you Internet stranger? if you live in CO, come hang out. I have zero party plans tonight, but I am wearing my snazzy New Years Shirt!

Seriously, lame humor aside, I wish you the best.

[–] jezebelley3d@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately I'm far from CO or I'd be taking you up on that.

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

next time internet stranger, next time.

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Seriously, lame humor aside, I wish you the best.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Thank you.

[–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Is that Kyle Cease?

[edit] Oh, never mind. I've never seen that Sunny D commercial, haha.

[–] Cringedrif@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I've just given up at this point...