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Poor Bobby tables might mess up the return (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 11 months ago by _thebrain_@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I didn't even consider incorporating toy distribution... At what levels should kids get a small gift(a toy or game) vs a large gift(bike, game system etc).

In a real world scenario I would probably spilt this between 2 databases.. One for kids ("with a nice score of 2 you get a toy of value 4 or less") and one for toys ("the toys available with a value less than 4 are...")

[–] ericbomb@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Gonna need a whole auto converter thing to make sure that requests for "ps" "play station" and "new play station" all get converted to same thing!

[–] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah... Which is 100x more complicated cause Microsoft has no idea how to name consoles