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wait what I think I missed something, what're you talking about?
Some dude asked how he could avoid pooping for three days for undisclosed reasons. It took off from there and birthed the Fediverse's first real original meme/copypasta. The equivalent of "Narwhal bacons at midnight" on Reddit.
We're writing shitpost history here, fellas!
Wait, how not normal is it to not shit for a few days?
I think that's considered constipation. A "normal" poop schedule supposedly ranges from 3 times a day to 3 times a week.
asklemmy post that went viral: I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can’t take up too much space. What food do I pack?