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[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 104 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (11 children)

"... And the person doesn't even know..." This dude is bad at this.

Y'all, if you work in my field and I buy you lunch, it's because I'm trying to hire you.

But you won't have to wonder. I'll start the conversation with something subtle, like "I'm buying today because I'm trying to hire you."

It...uh...works. Really well. Stay tuned for more insightful tips, I guess.

[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 101 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The guy is joking. It's obvious.

[–] Amends1782@lemmy.ca 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So many people not catching an obvious joke 💀

[–] XbSuper@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

That's most of lemmy.

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