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[–] DadHands@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn't feel like a challenge to me

[–] solrize@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago

There was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.

[–] mizu6079@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What did you eat back then? Please reply in the next 17 hours it's urgent.

[–] johker216@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Are you fully pooped out yet?

[–] DadHands@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It from childhood until about 22, so I can't really point to something in particular

[–] Cargon@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where's all your food going people?!

[–] possum@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

How small are your shits (or how big are your meals)?

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I wonder the same thing! If I only went once or twice a week I feel like I'd need industrial plumbing.

[–] Rhyz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Damn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!

[–] Sinnz@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At times I only shit like once a week 💀

[–] Thepinyaroma@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Are you guys OK? I go more than 1-2 days and I feel like death.

[–] ben@feddit.dk 3 points 1 year ago

Death how, is it the ripped anus due to birthing a massive log or something else?

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Dude, I drink coffee and raisin Bran for breakfast. I have never gone a single day with constipation. I can't imagine pooping only once a week.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

1-3 times every 1-3 days is the normal range.

[–] Silviecat44@vlemmy.net 2 points 1 year ago

you need more fibre

[–] klemptor@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Seriously. Who knew irritable bowel syndrome was a superpower?