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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)
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[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 144 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

This method will take forever to find the exact moment, said Officer Zeno.

[–] SamirCasino@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago

I love you for that joke.

[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 6 points 11 months ago

I heard that he wanted to get Officer Thomson and his lamp on the case, but the request form was incomplete.