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Cause of death: 15 minute long pre-push hook
Just
git add . && git commit -m "sorry theres a fire" && git push -u origin feature/fire
And run out. It will eventually finish pushing. Or not.
git add .; git commit -nm fire --no-gpgsign; git push -n origin fire/${USER}