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Merge then review (programming.dev)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by agilob@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Surely you've seen bugs caught because code went through review and QA though. Those are bugs that would go into production if following the "advice" in this post.