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My fancy bidet air dries.
I mean, I still wipe but I just wanted to flex over my bidet that blasts warm air all over my booty hole.
Sounds like fecal particulate matter everywhere.. if flushing spreads it, can't imagine what an air blower does.
You use the cleaning function first, then the dry function. Don't just dry the shit on there (well, maybe you would, but everyone else washes first, that's the point of a bidet).
Woosh..
The point is that since flushing alone creates aerosolised particles.
Spray wash, then blow dry, would probably multiply that.
I mean we know that hand dryers are terrible.
Yes I'm sure the multiple countries that use them don't have a fixation on being clean or anything at all, and are very pleased with blasting shit particles around. ^^/s