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DISHONOR. DEATH TO FATHER. DEATH TO FATHER FOR A THOUSAND YEARS. (startrek.website)

submitted 1 year ago by Stamets@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website

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[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My cat has been driving me crazy this weekend. She walks up to the closet door next to me and meows a ton. I open it, and she just walks away. I close the closet and she comes back and starts meowing again.

I can't win

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why are you blocking off access to portions of her domain?

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 1 points 1 year ago

If I leave the closet open I'm going to freeze to death lol

[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your closet is clearly a portal to another plane. By keeping the door closed, you are increasing poltergeistic pressure, which could lead to a rupture, resulting in, at the very least, extra ghosts in your home, and at the worst, an ectoplasmic explosion.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 1 points 1 year ago

oh no that doesn't sound good

guess I gotta leave my closet ope... wait are you my cat's alt account?

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about leaving it open?

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My blood will freeze and my heating bill will spike higher than energy prices on Qo'nos after Praxis exploded