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Engineer I guess... Thief is the objectively better enterprise programmer option but I don't know why I always forget about it and just write a ternary ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
JS instills distrust. Rely on built-in sort? It's alphanumeric. Rely on built-in reverse? It modifies your array. Copy an array? No you didn't.
Yeah no kidding we bang out a kata in a dozen characters. I don't even believe in order of operations at this point. I've been routinely betrayed.