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This sounds like something James Mickens would write.
My favourite by him: The Night Watch (PDF)
My God, that's hilarious, thank you for sharing it. I enjoyed "I am like the Statue of Liberty: I accept everyone, even the wretched and the huddled and people who enjoy Haskell."
Whoops, I accidentally deleted my comment. Here's the link again for posterity: https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1311_05-08_mickens.pdf