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MySQL gives you a half-hearted "Bye" when you exit the console.
My favourite MySQL error is "MySQL server has gone away", like MySQL decides "nah I don't want to run this" and runs off.
(it happens when no data is sent over the connection for a while, like if the query is taking too long to run and times out)
MongoDB does it, too. So it's not exclusively a SQL thing.