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Serverless? Keep talking
I rather want a no-code, scalable, php solution that fucks me in the a
Wait that's wordpress
Serverless and no code? So they base everything on "free" platforms like Facebook?
Or send a usb stick with some pictures in the mail?
Now i know it's a magazine!
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There’s a homeopathic veterinary clinic in my neighborhood. Amusing. My cats get real medicine a few blocks over.
A homeopathic software company, I like the idea. You pay me $100 a month, and I make sure all the 1's in your phone have good karma, and the 0's are grounded. 🧚🏽
I rather want a php solution that fucks me in the a
I just wanna get fucked in the a
If you're coding php you're already fucked