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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can you get this virus off my computer?

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Look, I’ve just had this incredible idea for an app. It’s like Netflix but better, you can probably code it in a month and make us billionaires

[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've literally had a guy with the same pitch, but it was LinkedIn that allows embedded videos.

Haven't heard from him in a while. I think he may still be in rehab.

[–] ApexHunter@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

My guy wanted to use drones to cut hedges.