Just the other day I had my year in review . My couch went over how much I improved and the great job I'm doing and for all that I get a raise for $0 . Meanwhile my rent , car insurance and grocery bill has increased alot . Hopefully one of the jobs I applied for today get back to me soon .

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (4 children)

To be fair, i don't think your couch is in a position to be giving out raises

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You never know, it could be one of those rising recliners!

[–] herrherrmann@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

A great comeback, thank you.

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