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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Stamets@startrek.website to c/memes@lemmy.ml
 

Edit: Apparently this community is too mentally healthy/sound to even recognize this meme lol

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[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 11 months ago

For me, it was the fucking hotline that did it. They asked me if I had a plan, and I said yes, because I absolutely had a plan for exactly how I'd do it, still do. Apparently, that gets interpreted as "I plan to do it."

If I was going to actually do it, do you think I'd be calling the helpline? Hell, no!

I'm never calling that damn number again.