So it was weird, the day the Queen died I was walking by the park when this frigid looking woman popped out of the water and gave me a sword. Told me to go to England and take up my throne. Weirdest thing, anyway I'm pretty sure I'm legally the king of England now.

[–] ilost7489@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

A watery tart giving you a sword is no basis for you to wield Supreme executive power

[–] rob64@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

What if some moistened bing lobbed a scimitar at me?

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