So it was weird, the day the Queen died I was walking by the park when this frigid looking woman popped out of the water and gave me a sword. Told me to go to England and take up my throne. Weirdest thing, anyway I'm pretty sure I'm legally the king of England now.

[–] ilost7489@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

A watery tart giving you a sword is no basis for you to wield Supreme executive power

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Well now I'm being repressed

[–] rob64@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

What if some moistened bing lobbed a scimitar at me?

[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

*kneels

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Which artist’s impression of her is the closest?
lady.lake.vision (some NSFW)