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Whelp, this is just one of the reasons why Twitter employees sleep in their office.
You never know when your coked up employer might barge through the door.
Elon seems like the type of guy that would barge into someone's office when they're working unpaid overtime, offer them a line of coke, and then fire them for using drugs on the job if they accept (and take the cost of the line out of their last paycheck).
Then snort the line after they walk out, followed by a short exclamation like “what an asshole that guy is.”
And if they don't accept... "You think you're better than me?!? You're not better than me! You're fired!"
With servers or a sink.