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So there I was 2am in a daze, needin' a piss. Having just moved into a new home, i stumbled into a bookshelf knocking down my lego dinosaurs, the fossil ones and they scattered everywhere. I had to piss so bad i ran the gauntlet to the bathroom probably stepping on ever fuckin' damn piece. My feet were actually cut and bleeding from it. I wish i had the foresight to just shuffle to the bathroom.