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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] MrBusinessMan@lemm.ee -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You are wrong, and stop telling me how to run my business

[–] cubedsteaks@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

god forbid someone steal a packet of soy sauce.

[–] MrBusinessMan@lemm.ee -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stealing anything from a place of business is unforgivable

[–] cubedsteaks@lemmy.today 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just imagine you as like a stiff Japanese business man and you're constantly holding up a katana, waiting to cut someone's head off for a petty crime.

[–] MrBusinessMan@lemm.ee -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not far from the truth, but I am an all American businessman and as such prefer firearms to blades.

[–] cubedsteaks@lemmy.today 1 points 1 year ago

way to suck all the cool out of it by being American.