For the record, the Lwaxana episodes are amongst my favorite of TNG. The exasperation she manages to inflict on Picard is fucking delightful. The one thing that he has no idea how to deal with. Delightful.
All bow their heads for the glorious Lwaxana Troi, Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Riix, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed.
Yep, Riker was my first guess too lol.
Excuse me, squeaking? Trombones are not a woodwind instrument.
Is the squeaking his trombone playing?
*super-burn from a trumpet player
I squeak on guitar, but only when I'm
*porn music plays*
motivated to do so