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I finally created the perfect JavaScript runtime: No-JS (feddit.de)

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Every line of code has been audited by all security researchers. The implementation is language agnostic and extremely slim (0 LOC). It runs all the JavaScript I want (none).

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 27 points 1 year ago

It's not at all compatible with my katamari ball of totally required libraries and dependencies - 0/10