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A classic (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 1 year ago by MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] divineslayer@lemmy.world 95 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I feel like I often would prefer to get the merge conflict. So many times my coworkers will somehow mess up the code I committed when resolving the conflict.

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

This way I can wreck their shit instead! Enjoy debugging this one Tim, you obtuse bastard!

[–] UndefinedIsNotAFunction@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dear god yes. Please just let me deal with the conflict before the kids make it worse.

[–] fer0n@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

!usernamechecksout@lemmy.zip

[–] dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Inschools project, I once used the flag ours.