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[–] fer0n@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Developers don’t take control in scrum. They are empowered to work autonomously, which is a big difference. Devs provide the complexity of stories and the PO decides in what order the team is tackling them.

Scrum doesn’t mean everyone just does whatever they feel like.

[–] space_comrade@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They are empowered to work autonomously, which is a big difference.

That means nothing to me. Just platitudes. I've never felt "empowered to work autonomously" in scrum.

[–] fer0n@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They decide how to implement it themselves is what I mean by that, the user story doesn’t give technical implementation details and it doesn’t give a specific solution. It gives you the problem and reason

[–] space_comrade@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

What's the difference between that and just receiving orders from managers, like every other office worker in any company ever?