JEG VIL IKKE MERE! År efter år er det gået på samme måde. Alt er gået som det skal, indtil det er gået galt, og hvorfor? Fordi man er omgivet af hundehoveder, ignoranter, fæhoveder, fejehunde, uden fantasi, et par IMPOTENTE HÆNGERØVE, et par småimpotente grødbønder

[–] BlueFire@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I fully support whatever this guy said^

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My account is named after the character from a series of movies about bankrobbers. It was the only western movie-series allowed in the GDR. The guy had a bit where he would go on long insulting rants against his comrades after they'd fucked up, calling them all sorts of names, typically finishing off with declaiming they were SOCIAL DEMOCRATS (this being the worst he could call them).
Here's a compilation of him tearing into people, and also being torn into a little bit

Here's a really famous scene where they rob a bank to Elverhøj

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[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I DON'T WANT TO DO IT ANYMORE! Year after year, it's been the same. Everything has gone right until it's gone wrong, and why? Because you're surrounded by dog-headed, ignorant, stupid, cowardly, unimaginative, unimaginative, a couple of IMPOTENT PIGS, a couple of small impotent porridge farmers.

according to some, i dont have enough hot potatoes in my mouth to translate danish blob-no-thoughts

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Perfect translation 10/10 Maybe there's a little bit lost in translation between the non focused way "Jeg vil ikke mere" goes than the focused way "I don't want to do it anymore", but that's incredible nitpicking.

Some of those words hit much harder in english lmao. Gonna have to start calling people both impotent pig and "small porridge farmer"

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

A different version of the same rant can be translated to:

It's the same thing every time! You have a plan, a brilliant plan! And then your surrounded by dogheads and deadbeats, lousy amateurs, miserable hacks, ridiculous shitkickers. Incompetent assholes, impotent mush peasants and social democrats!

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Another great quote is made by Jensen, the burnt-out detective tasked with catching Egon and his gang. His younger and more naive colleague remarks that "crime doesn't pay" which prompts Jensen to give the following answer:

Oh God! My dear, dear young friend, you are terribly mistaken. Believe me, I've been on the force for more than 25 years, and I know what I'm talking about. Duty carries its own reward, but it's modest. Integrity is beautiful, but meager. Justice is proud, but one-eyed. Love is sweet, but costly. Friendship and camaraderie, those are good to look back on in your old age. But the only thing that pays, that's crime!

Jensen makes a lot of glasses-off remarks such as "when the really big criminals arrives the only thing the police can do is to offer them protection".

[–] Asymptote@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Åh gud jeg ville betale gode penge for at se noget moderne med Egon. Desværre er Ove død, og ingen kan fylde Oves små og Egons mindre sko - Balling, Bahs og Sprogøe fik virkeligt fanget en karakter af dimensioner, og samspillet med de øvrige karakterer var på samme tid plat og eminent, især Kirsten Walther. Åh altså.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ove er blandt de bedste og hvem end der var stylist for Benny blev ikke betalt nok, gutten havde de fedeste fits