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Bold of this article to think the fundamentals of the economy will survive the coming climate apocalypse. Where the hell can I invest my money in growth when everything is either burning or flooding. Coffins?!?
Yeah, the future looks pretty bleak for young people. I'm in my 30's and my retirement plan is fighting for survival or, preferably, dying.
The good news is death is great for the environment.
Don't worry, you will die of starvation long before your die of fire and flood.
Can you do me next? How do I die?
Anal fissures.
Ok, me next. What's gonna do me in?
The world's most intractable case of dandruff.