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Anon talks about Joe Rogan (lemmy.ml)

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[–] AynRandsGrindcoreBand@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you told Joe that Apple own a warehouse full of genetically altered chickens that actually laid iPhones he'd stare at you, slack-jawed and wonder why this hasn't been reported in the press. Just a fucking clown from his toes to his eyelashes.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

How did you find out about the iChickens? That's a trade secret.

[–] AynRandsGrindcoreBand@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

ahem I think you'll find they are called iHens, actually. Each one has been spliced with Jobs' DNA, so instead of clucking they constantly say 'boom'.